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Short term:
1. Shaving your ball for the first time and then spraying them with cologne.
2. Being drunk on a farm and pissing on a hot wire.
Long term:
1. Being 16 and fucking Mexican whores in TJ and getting the clap. Being too embarrassed to tell your parents and doctor for a month while you piss fire and your dick peels like a snake.
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“My doctors told me I have a multiple personality disorder”
..We disagree-
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