I'm in Australia and use Google Maps Australia. I ask for directions to Brooklyn, which is a suburb about 30 mins from here. So instead of choosing the closest location, or at least one that's in Australia (remember I'm using gmaps
Australia) it gives me directions to Brooklyn NY USA (Estimated trip time: 56 days.). Number #40 is "Kayak across the Pacific Ocean"
G is a smartass.

Didn't even do the condescending "Did you mean..." thing.