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a) get to grow the mullet back without being teased
b) get to get my softball and golf game up to par
c) plenty of Stevie Nicks concerts to go to
d) get to tuck my shirt again with a belt
e) new reason to get LL Bean catalogues in the mail
f) always wanted to teach gym
g) get to carry a big wallet
h) new truck
I) will finally get the humor of ellen
j) will finally get to stop planning on the detailed attack on Rosie O'donnell
k) Can finally stand a real shot at dating Helen Hunt
L) and finally....justified anger
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