DWB

I've had a few scraps with them, always as I return to the USA from being abroad for over a year at a time. It's the same old song and dance:

Why were you in XXXXX so long?
Because I live there.
Where are you coming from?
XXXXXX
What takes you there?
I live there.
How long were you there?
You are holding my passport, you tell me. No one cares how long I was there but you.
What do you do for a living?
I work.
What is your profession?
What's your wifes name? Where does she work?
Don't get smart, what do you do for a living?
Let the IRS worry about that. Do you see the valid passport you're holding? It says I'm a citizen of the United States of America. That means I am free to come and go from the United States, at will. If I'm not being detained, am I free to go now?
You are not being detained.
So then I'm free to go. Give me my passport please. My sick mother is waiting on me.
We're going to have a look in your bags. Step over there please.
The tranny porn is in the top zipper. I know your type is into that sort of thing so I brought it just for you. By the way, that's a nice thick mustache you have.

It usually goes downhill from there.

I hate those pricks and don't have a problem busting their balls right back. I figure the worst they will do is not let me enter (lol) and send me back to the place I didn't want to leave in the first place. It would give me a good excuse. "Sorry mom, your failing, fucked up country won't let me enter for no reason at all, you'll have to come visit me next time."

I've been through it with them bringing porn into the USA, and that was a nightmare. However, it only cost time and after it was all over and they saw I didn't have CP, I was free to go.