In a mating of the two biggest super attention (deficit disorder) whores of all time, Joe Francis and Tila Twatkilla have mated to produce the anti-christ...the apocalypse is coming!!!
Douche of the Decade was not enough for Joe, no, by putting his seed in Tila's womb, Joe wants not only to be the Creep of the Century, and the Moron of the Millennium (titles he was a virtual shoo-in for anyway), he wants to be the Evil Overlord for Eternity...
Somebody must stop this madness...but who, and how?!?
Wait, why didn't I think of this sooner!!!
When times are bleak, and all hope is lost, who ya' gonna call?????????
That's right:
The unholy triumvirate - The Three Snatchketeers!!!
ADG