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Old 01-28-2010, 02:18 PM  
marketsmart
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What's Your Favorite Thing To Do On Valentines Day?

I like to send random married women a dozen roses with a note that says "Can't Wait To See You Next Week" or "The Time We Spent Together Was Amazing"..

Stuff like that. I always request that the flowers be sent to their home after 7pm so there husbands will be home to answer the door.

Last year alone I was responsible for 8 separations, 4 divorces, and 2 cases of domestic abuse which led to at least one of the spouses getting arrested.

Can't wait to see how successful this year is...
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