Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I can see it now....

The turtleneck sweater dude, with his Man-Bag slung over his shoulder, which holds his iPad, while texting on his iPhone, carrying an $8 dollar half-caf vanilla latte, bluetooth headpiece on one side, earbud on the other side, with one earbud hanging down in front to give that, "I'm so cool & busy I don't even care" vibe off.


I couldn't design a bigger example of a douchebag at any price. It's already been perfected.