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Originally Posted by MetaMan
im in DC right now so nice try.
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Oh boy, it's going to suck for you here. You seem like a guy that would be perfect for the show Jersey Shore (minus the good looks) ... girls here just laugh at guys like you. The sloppy drunk ones will sleep with you but you're probably already used to that.
Head to 14th Street ... the only pussy you'll be getting is what you buy there. Just be careful that "she" isn't a "he."
