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Old 01-26-2010, 07:59 AM  
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8 reasons you wouldn?t really want to date a porn star



1. Every guy will hit on her! There is something mysterious about a woman that attracts us to them in the first place. History tells us that most men will treat a woman differently after sleeping with her. However, porn stars seem to unlock what we?ll call the ?I?ve seen you naked? Paradox. Consider how many men watch porn (according to studies, it?s somewhere around 100%) and factor in the fact that the people who have seen you girlfriend naked will literally be everywhere you go.

2. You are going to get into fights with other dudes! No guy likes when other dudes are creeping on his girlfriend, but when guys at in the line at 7-11 start using the opening line ?I?d like to give you like a footlong? And it?s not the one in my hand?? What the hell are you supposed to do? Obviously, you would have to confront the guy. But can you blame him?

3. Everything she does will be ?well documented?! It?s not like she used to be stripper and you can maybe keep a lid on or keep a low profile. Once you go into porn, you are always in porn.

4. She will be probably be hot. People will notice that. They will whisper to each other? Many adult film actresses have had ample work done on their faces and maybe boosted a few key areas with some silicone during their time in the Valley.

5. You will almost never want to talk about her day when she gets home from work!
No guy ever wants to ask, ?Hey Beautiful, what did you do at work today?? and hear ?An entire football team.?

6. Shame! I said before that I personally don?t think of adult film stars as bad or sinful people. However, a lot of people you encounter on a day-to-day basis do. The stigma of having sex for a living is still a very touchy (no pun intended) subject.

7. People are going to want pictures and autographs from her! This is probably going to be uncomfortable and borderline inappropriate. ?Can I see your piercings?? and ?Will you sign my ass??

8. She will have award shows and film openings that you will have to go to! Imagine a room filled to the brim with people from the adult film industry. Men and women of various shapes and color all coming together to celebrate their achievements in the film industry.

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