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Originally posted by RedShoe
"but, in a shy sort of roundabout way, she offered to prostitute herself to me. "
... I'm reeeaalllyyy curious as to how she propositioned you.
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Well, as I said, we were talking about being single, and she wanted to know why, if I was alone, did I not hire prostitutes. Told her no because of diseases and shit, and she backed off the topic. I think she'd percieved the 'ol "hmm.. I wonder if she's looking for something more.." fuckdar turning itself on.. lol
So we go back and forth for a while about the single life.. and then there is this silence, like she is getting up the courage to say something (this would become a recurrant theme), and then.. sort of mumbled quickly, like she was in a rush to get done saying it.. "young single men have needs, depriving yourself not healthy." So I smiled and agreed, then she said she thought I was good looking and I would have no problem getting a wife, and I should be married by now.
I guess I put her to the test at that point.. instead of responding to the complement in kind, I just said "Thanks" and put the ball back in her court, seeing if she'd press the issue.
Silence...
I could sense her getting up the courage to say it at that point, and I wondered for a moment if I'd fucked up, and if she'd just drop the whole thing.. but she seemed to make a decision to go for it and starts talking about how she misses taking care of a man, followed by the golden "If only I 20 years younger, maybe..." line. I told her I didn't think age mattered a great deal.
More silence.. getting up the courage again..
"Well, maybe you come see me.." hesitates "you.. mumble" I sensed she thought she'd gone over the top and I was going to make a mad dash for the door or sometihng, so I told her I thought she was attractive and that I was flattered she'd made the offer.
Just before I left she gave me her home #, and told me to give her a call sometime. I thanked her and told her I was going to Vegas for a while, but when I came back.. maybe.
Left it at that.
It was very cute.. she is sweet and shy.