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Gutterboy · 05-01-2003, 01:11 AM

I've been getting my hair cut by the same chick for a few months. She's late 40's, asian, not too bad looking, owns her own little salon. Because I do it by appointment we were usually alone when she cut my hair.. and over a few visits we got to be good friends. During my last appointment she starts asking me why I'm still single and don't I get lonely.. etc etc.

I give her the usual banter about being single, and she comes back with.. "If you alone, why you no hire prostitute?" Now this woman is a semi-devout catholic, I talked to her alot about religion, and shes got a bunch of "Heart of Jesus" and Mary iconography up on her walls.. so I'm totally not expecting that. I gathered my thoughts and told her I've never really had to, needed to, and even if I wanted to I wouldn't because of the risk of disease or getting busted.

It would take too long to type out the specifics of the next 15 minutes of our conversation, but, in a shy sort of roundabout way, she offered to prostitute herself to me.

That Southpark episode where Cartman turns into an asian hooker "Me sucky sucky!" kept flashing through my mind, but I controlled myself.. lol.

Ever had anything similar happen?

Edit: No, I haven't taken her up on it... yet ;-)

05-01-2003, 01:11 AM
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Has this ever happened to you? I've been getting my hair cut by the same chick for a few months. She's late 40's, asian, not too bad looking, owns her own little salon. Because I do it by appointment we were usually alone when she cut my hair.. and over a few visits we got to be good friends. During my last appointment she starts asking me why I'm still single and don't I get lonely.. etc etc. I give her the usual banter about being single, and she comes back with.. "If you alone, why you no hire prostitute?" Now this woman is a semi-devout catholic, I talked to her alot about religion, and shes got a bunch of "Heart of Jesus" and Mary iconography up on her walls.. so I'm totally not expecting that. I gathered my thoughts and told her I've never really had to, needed to, and even if I wanted to I wouldn't because of the risk of disease or getting busted. It would take too long to type out the specifics of the next 15 minutes of our conversation, but, in a shy sort of roundabout way, she offered to prostitute herself to me. That Southpark episode where Cartman turns into an asian hooker "Me sucky sucky!" kept flashing through my mind, but I controlled myself.. lol. Ever had anything similar happen? Edit: No, I haven't taken her up on it... yet ;-) Last edited by Gutterboy; 05-01-2003 at 01:13 AM..