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Old 04-30-2003, 10:48 PM  
Voodoo
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SUBJECT: "Hi baby..."
MESSAGE: First of all, I would like to say this...
You are really freaking me out with all the emails, so if you could
please refrain from doing it so much. I mean, maybe once everyday or two is okay, but, calm the fuck down.

I have been busy fucking these other chics, and you are starting to piss me off with this shit. Either you will check yourself or you will get lost and you can forget about ever sucking my cock again.

Anyways, take a Valium, drink some Bourbon... Smoke a J... Do whatever it takes to keep from emailing this shit to me.

When I receive a reasonable email from you, I will consider letting you blow me again... or possibly even lick my anus.

For now... I gotta get back to my honeys.
Talk to you later,
-Your Daddy
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