TheMob

I'm a young and very motivated design student with a whole lot of experience, design knowledge and a hook on simply buying things I can't afford (mostly porn, bitches.. so give it back now will ya.). However I am broke and need some money.. Who would've thought? I have about a month to make $2000 and I sure don't want to go flip burgers or star in porn (mainly because my gf would kill me, I guess..). What I want is 10 of you guys to hire me and pay me $200 each. Or 5 to give me $400. Or 1 to.. alright you get the point. I haven't done anything adult yet, but there's always a first time and I tend to get really in to things, so I'll do a perfect job. I promise. 100% satisfaction guarantee. Paypal. Let's keep it simple. PM me, reply here or hit me up on AIM (deadpixelz) if you're interested.. or if you want to donate some dough or free porn or whatever..

Cheers, TheMob aka dot