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A few years ago I took a trip on a Greyhound bus. I sat next to the window and this super fat guy sat next to me. I had to piss in the middle of the night and he had me pushed so far up against the window I could hardly move. I love riding those buses, but the fat people get on my fucking nerves. I'm not skinny, but at least I can fit into one seat. I could spend all day telling funny Greyhound stories. I used to ride them on long trips at least once a month or so.
I was on a bus and we made a stop at one of those places where you get out and get something to eat. A bunch of us went in to get something to eat. There was this really fat chick. I mean one of those fat chicks Al Bundy used to put shoes on. I think we had 30 minutes to eat or something like that. The fat chick was no where to be seen. The driver kept looking for her and so did a few of the passengers. He couldn't find her, so we left without her. Her bags were on the bus and everything.
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