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Tala · 04-29-2003, 10:10 PM

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and Claudia Schiffer were on a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel, and since it was an old-style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

There was a kissing noise, then the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as though nothing had happened and the Frenchman was holding a hand to his face as though he had been slapped there.

The Frenchman thought: "The Englishman must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."

Claudia Schiffer thought: "The Frenchman must have tried to kiss me and instead kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it."

The Englishman thought: "This great! Next time the train goes through a tunnel I"ll make that kissing noise and slap that French bastard again!"

04-29-2003, 10:10 PM
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Another funny!! An Englishman, a Frenchman, and Claudia Schiffer were on a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel, and since it was an old-style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. There was a kissing noise, then the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as though nothing had happened and the Frenchman was holding a hand to his face as though he had been slapped there. The Frenchman thought: "The Englishman must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead." Claudia Schiffer thought: "The Frenchman must have tried to kiss me and instead kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it." The Englishman thought: "This great! Next time the train goes through a tunnel I"ll make that kissing noise and slap that French bastard again!" __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.