some people are serious wack jobs
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news...46/detail.html
BOSTON -- A Billerica man is accused of spanking his wife during an argument that stemmed over his alleged excessive viewing of pornography on the Internet.
Robert Noetzel, 47, pleaded not guilty to one count of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on Monday, according to the Lowell Sun.
Police said his wife, Sharon Noetzel, went to the police station to say that her husband chased her in their home, pulled down her pants, and hit her on her behind. She said the spankings left red marks and welts.
She threw her cell phone at him, but Robert Noetzel allegedly pushed his wife down and began kicking her, the newspaper reported.
Noetzel was released on personal recognizance and is due back in court on Feb. 3.