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Old 12-21-2009, 06:40 PM  
KrissyElise
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Originally Posted by fmltube View Post
Why? Its not like the cost of postage has decreased. In fact, its increased steadily to compensate for their wonderful raises and benefits package. Fuck them! Just two weeks ago, I sent a letter to a house on the other side of the city and it took two fucking weeks to get delivered. I know Detroit is huge but not so huge it takes two weeks to deliver a piece of fucking mail.
You are a tool.

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Originally Posted by NemesisEnforcer View Post
I tipped everyone last week:

Pool guy: $100.00
UPS guy: $100.00
Mail lady: $100.00
Landscaper: $100.00
Maid: $100.00 and a basket of fruits and nuts
Security guard at the gate: $100.00 and a bottle of vodka
My stripper: $500.00

Merry Christmas to all.
You can call me a stripper in that case! I'll even pretend to be a security gaurd at the same time. Please contact me for the mailing address for my $600 and my bottle of vodka. :]

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Originally Posted by footmonkey View Post
How do you tip a mailman? I never see mine.
Looks like your mail person is either Santa, The Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy....

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Originally Posted by Warren View Post
I often wonder, how they fit so much spam mail in those little vans. my tip would be, stop filling my mail box, with crap I don't want.
Nice tip! I agree!
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