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Originally posted by MuleScrote
My daughter is 7 years old. She already has underwear with your name stitched on the front that I gave her for Christmas. I print your worhtless posts and read them to her every night before she goes to bed.
Just last night she asked me what bukakke was I told her "don't worry dear, someday juicylinks will show you...go to sleep now". It's so nice to see her desire to learn. By the time she is 18, she will make you very happy. She spends countless hours in front of a mirror. She says she's looking for the best camera angles, but I'm not sure what she means by that.
The babysitter that comes over twice a week, who is also a hermaphrodite, tries her/his best to satisfy our daughters hunger for more knowledge about you. The sitter has made a scrapbook containing all of the pictures of yourself that you have posted on GFY. We call the book "Guido Files". It's laminated pages have made it a favorite at bathtime.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that we are trying to raise the perfect lover for King Juicylinks. Hopefully you will make us proud by coming over when she turns 18 to bust her cherry out of wedlock.
Sincerely,
MuleScrote
PS - You should see how this little girl can smash a thighmaster!!
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Now thats one of the most disturbing things I have read on this board.