In case you haven?t noticed, I?ve been writing an occasional homepage over at
http://www.consumptionjunction.com. A couple weeks ago I took a very satirical, non-serious shot at farmers in this essay:
Fuck The Farmers
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/f...?id=408&page=1
I suggested we turn the whole Midwest into a titty bar (not a bad idea, right?), and those dorks couldn?t take it. They acted like I raped one of their sheep or something. Now, I didn?t know that all of these farm boys took themselves so fucking seriously, and wound up catching some major shit for it in the comments section (look below the article). Oh well, fuck ?em if they can?t take a joke.
The backlash of all this is that a lot of these narrow minded idiots just blindly bash anything I post on there now. Do me a favor?all of you guys who read these newsletters, and enjoy them ? crack a can of whoop ass on these fuckin? haters, and shut their asses up by posting some positive shit on the message boards. Help me out, and do this ? go to:
Today?s Editorial is ?Heavy Metal Math?:
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/home.asp
Just below the article you will see a box where you can leave your comments. In the words of your choosing, tell all of these player haters to go eat a dick, and remind them that Dick Delicious is a fucking genius.
If it?s Tuesday or Wednesday by the time you read this ?Heavy Metal Math? will be found here:
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/f...?id=413&page=1
I appreciate your support on this one.
If you want to play catch up, here?s some of the other stuff I have on CJ recently:
The Order of the Moderately Successful:
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/f...?id=396&page=1
The State Of My Gums:
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/f...?id=403&page=1
Fuck The Farmers
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/f...?id=408&page=1
If you have never seen Consumption Junction; then you ought to go there and check it out. It is truly the sickest and most entertaining website on the internet.
Consumption Junction
http://www.consumptionjunction.com