I know, I have a twisted sense of humor, but I can imagine Dirty D lounging on a cruise ship chaise with that 70 year old dude Shirley on one side, and the other guy he was arrested with for beating off, sitting on the other side of him - all three of them staring listlessly at the sea while beating off in time to the waves...
Damn! This really is a l-o-n-g thread. The only thing missing is...
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