"You see, kids," whispered Tatyana Borisova in the soft tones of a children's storyteller as she pointed to the "Cyclops" -- a stillborn baby with a single eye in the middle of its forehead.
"This is what can happen if you mess around with drugs and alcohol."
http://www.moscowtimes.ru/stories/2003/04/28/002.html
Beats the fuck out of "Just Say No" lol