Originally Posted by TheDoc

Yeah, that's true... but do you remember when my dad came over and skull fucked your trailer trash mom (she was good) which made my dad blow his STD load in your moms mouth and the bitch barfed from his 15inch anaconda cock. Crazy shit was, your dad dad busted in, the crazy bastard drooped on all fours.... and sucked the puke up out of the carpet, fucking gross...I know, but later I found out he was really being nice; secretly your dad saved the puked and each morning made you a fresh bowl of cereal, minus the cereal. You always thought you had something special... I guess you were right.