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Funny story: a few weeks ago I was at Starbucks and there was this oblivious hottie in front of me jabbering on the phone while the poor barristo loser at the counter was desperately trying to flirt with her.
I kinda felt bad for the guy.
As I was leaving I noticed that she had forgotten her keys and the barristo was desperately trying to get her attention and give her her keys and she was completely ignoring him. As I walked through the door she expected me to hold it for her and I didn't so it closed in her face, nearly squashing her latte.
Loser got to play save-a-ho and I got to do a solid for a bro.
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