dokk

There are several reasons I'm going to do this:

1. I aksed for help on GFY and I got it
2. Lens and me go back YEARS. We is bros.
3. I never thought I'd find myself saying this, i used to think you were a bunch of fucking idiots, but you guys are the BEST.
(a few of you suck ass and there's no hope for you but that's another topic).

So I have put together a special that will expire at exactly Midnight Eastern Time Tonight.

It will never be offered again.
It is not open to the "big boys"

Here is a list of what the package includes:

1. 1 year of top and bottom banner rotation on all months of webmastercalendar.com

2. 1 year of top banner rotation on amstation.com

3. 1 year of top banner rotation on ALBUMSIDE

4. 1 MONTH (everything else you get a year of, want to be clear on this one) of an ad produced by me (no extra charge) by you, your grandma or whoever. The commercials may be up to 2 minutes in length and will air at the EXact SAME TIME every day/night 24/7 for one month.

5. You have rights to take your time as to what month or when you wish to air it all the way up to a year. If you can't decide in a year what u want, u forfeit the commercial time. That's more than fair.

6. An automatic invitation to visit, use and enjoy my brand new dance club/studio/recording facility. Walk in with nothing and u can walk out with a finished product.

And now for the only bad news.. the price.. you knew there was gonna be a kicker right?

Smart fuckers.

So I'm gonna say this just once.

The TOTAL PACKAGE PRICE for one year, NOT ONE MONTH!

Is 250.00 (that's two hundred and fifty bucks for a year)

This deal expires exactly 24hrs from now, my east coast clock says 8:20 AM so this deal is CLOSED at exactly at 8:20 Monday April 27, 2003

I'm tired of the big guys getting all the airplay.
Life's been very good to me and I own all this shit and nobody owns me so I can do whatever the fuck I want.

I want to give the small guy a break. I still love you big guys but please stay out of this offer and let the smaller ops have it.

Your banners are guaranteed to be in rotation within 1 business day otherwise i'll keep your banners up and give you a refund.

Any questions my cell is 770-314-7548