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For fuckers that do this sort of thing - there should be no such term as "cruel punishement". Strap that fucker to a chair and...
Day 1: Take a butter knife - cut asshole few times - pour salt on wounds - let sit
Day 2 - 11: Cut off one finger - use propane blow torch to stop the bleeding - repeat for 9 more days
Day 12: Call in one very hungry rat
Day 13 - 22: Cut off one toe - use propane blow torch to stop the bleeding - repeat for 9 more days
Day 23: Nail his balls to the chair
Day 24: Burn plastic - let molten plastic drip on fucker
Day 25: Can of hairspray and 1 bic lighter - blowtorch to face
Day 26: Cut out tongue
Day 27: Make listen to Ashley Simpson records on full volume
Day 28: Hammer time - and I'm not talking music this time!
Day 29. Place feet in tub of acid
Day 30: Lot of very very very angry bees/yellow jackets
That's my month of fun and games for him! Who gets month 2?
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