If anyone manages to abduct Khan & Wanker and bring him to an adult convention, I hope you all give girls first dibs on fucking his dry asshole with a splintered broomstick and shitting down his throat while being forced to testify on tape that HE LIKES IT AND DESERVES IT.
Not that I want to do that or anything -- I don't . . . but if any girls want to they should have first dibs at his meathole.
