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		| Originally posted by cherrylula Yeah it really creeps me out.
 
 I have a handful of girlfriends I keep in touch with but they are mostly married with children. And some of them are looking forward to this thing. I want them to tell everyone I am dead.
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 You have got to think of a better story than just "dead."  How about, won 15 million in the lottery, traveled the world, married a senator, became a media mogul, and commited ritual suicide with that guy from Alice in Chains.