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Originally Posted by american pervert
I usually do just so I can last a little bit longer... those 60 year old chinese ladies know how to milk a cock way to fast.
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WHY HAVE THIS?
WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS?

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Originally Posted by d-null
can't you find one with 20 something year old korean girls there?
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No shit! There are almost as many Asian massage joints around here then there are 7-11 stores - you just have to know how to find them (would you like slurpy blowjob with your handjob?).
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Originally Posted by d-null
guess you think the same about sex too? why not just buy a fleshlight and for the one low price you are set for years? 
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And if you're into goth you could even get a vampire fleshlight:
I vant to suck your...
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