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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
been through two tornadoes..one in texas on my oldest childs first birthday..it was mild..
and the second i was sittin in the titty bar, drink in hand when the lights starting going on and off.. then came the train noise.. i looked at my customer beside me and said in my best drunken voice "here comes the fucking tornado"..right about that time the place went black..the roof was ripped off.. the tornado came into the bar and right back out....talk about some fucking chaos...naked girlies in the rain running everywhere ..i still had my drink inhand... i grabbed the bottle form behind the bar and headed out to see if my car was still there...there was a corvette used carlot beside the palce and it had thrown cars everywhere..mine was unscathed (whew)....talk about pandemonium..now that i look backi should have grabbed the damn cash register 
have yet to experience a earthquake..something about the unseen below me freaks me out.
been through several hurricanes.. they dont phase me much.
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I'm in Arkansas and they roll through here all the time..Was in a bar last year with the front and back doors open and all the shit from the parking lot blew through..
It took the roof off a Walmart and flattened a liquor store a block away..