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when i was a kid i worked for the local paper selling newspaper subscriptions door to door..there was this guy who used to pick all us kids up and drop us off in that day's area to work. He was an asshole so i bought a big package of raw pork tongues at the grocery store. This was the middle of august in east county San Diego wehre the temp can get to 120 Farenheight...so i took the pork tongues and a screw driver and took off the inside side panel of his shitty van and put the whole 2-3 pounds of pork tongues in there and screwed it all back together..then i took a week off...
The fist day there was a faint aroma of rotten flesh..the second day there was an unbearable odor that made you nauceous..third day maggots were everywhere and through all this no one could find where the smell was coming from..our boss..the guy that owned and drove the van finally took it..(vomiting every few mins from the stench)..into a body shop where they took the whole thing apart and discovered the tongues inside the panel...they tryed to clean it but the stench was permanently embedded into the shitty wood grain paneling and seats...the carpet at that point was alive with thousands of maggots...he ended up selling the thing for whatever some one was willing to pay for a van that smelled like a rotten corpse
dont be mad folks ..he was a dick
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