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Originally Posted by BobG
OMG, DJ LintPockets is spinning tonight. The party is sponsored by Good Idea Ten Years Ago Energy Drink and my friends new apparel company Let Me Know How That Goes Clothing. Also, the wannabe famous gogo group, SoonToBeWornOutAlcoholicCokeWhores Inc. will be dancing and snubbing people because they're better than strippers. It's gonna be the best party of the year, again, again until next Tuesday, when I myspace about the one that's gonna be even better.
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Is this why I end up with a bunch of business cards (
Printed Free at Vista Print on the back) from DJs, when I check my pockets in the morning? When they see that I'm buying a bunch of drinks and everyone else is just standing at the bar with their 1 drink the whole night?
When you meet Mr. LintPockets, he tells you..oh I never pay for anything because I'm a special DJ..Oh I can get you in with MsSoontoBeCrackHoe