Pretty in Pink is pretty dark for a John Hughes movie.
Why did Ice Cube sell out and make songs for the radio?
George W. Bush may not be that bright, but damn if he doesn't have some smart people working behind him. Karl Rove is evil, but a genius.
I ate too much pasta.
Is my 2257 shit in order? Will there be another thread? If I donate some money to the Republicans or one of Ashhahahahaha's pet causes, would it at least be funny if I were busted and the newspapers could put that next to my information?
Maybe I should run for some office as a Republican, then pull a move with an intern and bring them down from within.
Perhaps I do want a bigger penis. Damn if I didn't delete all those emails.
Why do I own 3 cell phones?
Should I call back that girl who asked me what sites her photos ended up on? I guess if she gives me a hard time, I could just point out that she signed a blanket release form for me to do as I please with them. But do I want to be yelled at?
It is great I keep copying the DVDs I rent by mail, but am I ever going to watch any of the ones I have copied that aren't porno?
Am I able to mod my own Xbox? The PS2 wasn't that hard.
I should really run two LCD monitors. Both on my KVM. That would rock.
Why does everyone make such a big deal to tell you something isn't scam? That makes it seem much more like something to watch out for.
I wonder how much more I would get done if I stopped visiting GFY...
I think I missed a spot earlier when trimming my body hair.
I love my Tivo and was finally able to watch the Primetime Thursday piece on the adult business. Belladonna looked hot before porn. If only she would fix that gap in her teeth and stop being so skanky.
Why am I kicking ass in my site sales with everything but my TGP promotion? $600 for 1 sale that I've tracked so far.
Why does every sponsor I push that isn't
IInnocent or
NastyDollars not work out? I should drop everything but those two. I guess I am the only one embracing Adult DVD rental by mail.
My AOL stock will never be worth what I paid for it again.
How empty should a tube of KY jelly be before you throw it away? Should I stop short of cutting it open and scooping out the remaining substance before busting open the new tube I have sitting next to the old one? No one ever got rich by wasting things.
Magazine Crew people can eat a dick. The next girl from one who knocks on my door is going to pose for me.
That is bullshit what is happening to Donovan Phillips right now. It's my worst nightmare, but the signed release forms I have would hopefully make it go away.
Why does my girlfriend's cellphone always ring, she doesn't answer it, and when I ask who was calling, she says "no one?" Wait, I do the exact same thing.
Jelly bracelets are back. Sporting two blacks on my wrist was a good idea--interwoven like it's 87.
I can't believe I thought the movie Two of a Kind was cool when I was 6. Damn if that "Strange Twist of Fate" song isn't though.
I need sleep. Lots of sleep. Must wake up tomorrow and get my never-ending to do list done.
I can't believe I typed all this shit. Maybe I do spend far too much time on GFY yet I wonder why I always feel behind.
Thank god the bottom line is where it needs to be.