My band, Drag Queen Date Rape, has a song called "AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION VS. JUST HOLDING HANDS"
Rope around your neck
Tethering up your junk
I figure what the heck?
That's so fucking punk!
Sweaty palms coupling
Hearts beating so fast
Give me a handjob already
Let me touch your ass
David Carradine would still be alive
David Carradine could've survived
David Carradine had a plan
David Carradine would have been better off
Just holding hands!
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