My mother: I'll pray for you, honey.
My dad: Wicked! Damn, everybody else's life is much more exciting than mine...
My husband's mom: You're going to hell, you know that? Straight. To. Hell. And you're a terrible mother.
My husband's dad: pretended he couldn't hear, said his hearing aid needed new batteries.
My girlfriend's mother: Saw a pic of me on the screen when my gf left the room to get a glass of water. My gf came back, freaked out, said, "Mom! What are you doing!?" Mom responded: "Looking at Liz's boobs. She's got a big rack, huh?"
Last month we told her that my gf and I are planning an amateur pantyhose fetish site around my gf -- her mom thought it was a great idea, and started immediately helping my gf plan a trip out here for a month to shoot content. Also took her shopping for costumes.
Her mom is the coolness, I swear. She knows all about me and my gf and husband's relationship -- my gf bought her a copy of "The Ethical Slut" to help her understand
-- and thinks we're wonderful. Calls my daughter her grandkid.
My girlfriend's dad is into surfing for teen stuff, so he just wants to make sure he won't accidentally run across his daughter's pics online -- that's all that bothers him about it.
