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Old 04-22-2003, 01:01 AM  
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Originally posted by RedShoe
Never officially told them, but the GFY and AdultCheck shirts helped them to figure it out.

On easter, my mom was saying how she wanted to get a better paying job, so I told her to "sell dirty movies online" What I meant was doing what I do. Y'know like selling memberships.

I mean I might as well call myself a digital pimp. I sell Pussy online. There are lots of ways of saying it. Well to an industry outsider, "selling videos" must mean seling videos of yourself.

So when I said, "sell dirty movies online" she said (without skipping a beat), "Really? You think people would really buy dirty videos of me?"


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHRRRRRR!!! NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! MOM!! GROSS!!!

I joked it off, and said, I was just kidding.
...then you took her to the kitchen and bent her over the sink while your dad poked your assmuffin with an eggbeater?


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