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How to dump your girlfriend?
3 Words...
Peeee... Effff... Aaaay...
That's right. Call the cops on her and tell them she beat the snot out of you, dragged your ass up the stairs and shoved $300 down your throat. Tell them she is a beast and abuses you on a daily basis. Remember to act like your feared for your life.
They will put you up in a nice apartment, buy your food, hell... they even pay your utility bills and help find you free shit when you feel confident and safe enough to move into a place of your own.
Like crock pots and futons and shit!
Works like a charm for th females.
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