Originally Posted by marketsmart

i ate at taco bell about 2 weeks ago for the first time in like 6 months.. i love the cheesy gordita crunch..

after the second bit i bit down on something funny and luckily didnt bite too hard..

it was a piece of blue glass..

i called taco bell and they said :thanks for letting us know"... nothing else...

later that night i shot and killed 17 mexicans in retaliation...

the first part is 100% true... the last line is made up....

i only killed 4 mexicans....