When I was a senior in high school I lived with my girlfriend. One night her mom's boyfriend asked me if I wanted to ride with him to pick up the christmas tree stand from his place and i said cool and we left. I had already been drinking (vodka most likely) and after we got a couple miles down the road he pulled out a hand-carved wooden pipe and said "my buddy just got some northern lights"
i just grinned and thought to myself... "awesome"
so we get back to my girlfriends with the christmas tree stand, i go back to my bedroom where everyone's hanging out... just grinning at everyone ear to ear. sat down on my knees in the middle of the floor and the next thing i know my head is on the ground and i can't get up. so i just sat there face down on the floor laughing at everyone for about 10 minutes, and then eventually rolled onto my side and pulled myself over to the bed. Good times...
