09-21-2009, 03:23 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Queens NY
Posts: 2,065
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JJ Gold
I am working on a Fleshlight modification that uses the heat and friction generated by the Fleshlight to cook a Hot Pocket.
Billy Mays would have been the perfect pitchman....
"Hi! Billy Mays here for the Fleshlight! The only artificial vagina that cooks a snack while you masturbate!"
RIP Mr. Mays.  |
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