Originally Posted by sherm

I know this is a trolling post, but I can't resist...
1. Why would you give the time of day to a woman that possesses all of these traits after you fucked her the first time?

2. If you were really rich, why would you have a person like this around you to begin with?

3. If you really look at the situation, it sounds like you were the one that got used up. Not her. This letter just affirms her beliefs.

4. I can't contrive of a "rich" 36 year old wasting his time writing something like this. The fact that she was cut off would have been punishment enough for her.

5. Silly rabbit...Don't you know that telling a girl she has a loose vagina just leads to the statement "I'm not too loose...your dick is just too small!"

6. It's already been mentioned, but calling a person an idiot and butchering the English language in the same sentence is inexcusable.

7. I've never heard of a "palace" on the coast of Florida. May I see some pics of this place please?

8. May I have her phone number please? She sounds hot.