Originally Posted by SilentKnight

FindToto.com - a company that "power dials 1000 of Jessica's closest neighbors in Encino, California to alert them about Simpson's situation."

Good fucking lord!

Yeah, that's what I want - to be "power dialed" by these people to keep an eye open for a malti-poo carcass that's been shredded by a coyote.

"Last seen in the clutches of a coyote" - but she's holding out on hopes that it may have "bolted from its captor" because its fast.




(you can't make this stuff up - pure gold!)

Jess - here's - go buy a clue.

The dog was breakfast.