FindToto.com - a company that "
power dials 1000 of Jessica's closest neighbors in Encino, California to alert them about Simpson's situation."
Good fucking lord!
Yeah, that's what I want - to be "power dialed" by these people to keep an eye open for a malti-poo carcass that's been shredded by a coyote.
"
Last seen in the clutches of a coyote" - but she's holding out on hopes that it may have "bolted from its captor" because its fast.
(you can't make this stuff up - pure gold!)
Jess - here's
- go buy a clue.
The dog was breakfast.