Originally Posted by MK Ultra

Congratulations Jimmy,
it's been an honor and privilege to have been working with you these past few years, I learned a lot, and you put this business into perspective for me when you said:
"If a guy can take a girl out and on the first date get her to stick a ketchup bottle up her ass we wouldn't need porn."
You told me that when I started in 2005 and I've never forgotten it.

Here's a little tip for you about working in the new office:

Don't flick your cigarette butts at the dumpster.