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Old 09-10-2009, 07:47 PM  
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Originally Posted by PXN View Post
Very good questions!
The first rule of Sleazy Sexiness is: you do not talk about Sleazy Sexiness.

The second rule of Sleazy Sexiness is: you DO NOT talk about Sleazy Sexiness!

Third rule of Sleazy Sexiness: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the sexiness is over.

Fourth rule: only two guys to a Sleazy.

Fifth rule: one Sleazy at a time, fellas.

Sixth rule: the Sleazy is bareback. No shirt, no shoes, no condoms.

Seventh rule: Sleazy will go on as long as he has to.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Sleazy Sexiness, you have to be sexy.

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