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put bologna on his car during the day.. the shit will eat away the paint
take bleach and write words in his lawn
the night before it rains, take corn flakes or powdered soap.. spinkle it all over his lawn
put an ad in the newspaper advetising an early bird tag sale at 6am on sat. with lots of antiques and collectibles
get some random keys, put them on a chain with tags on each one, like front door, safe, gun case, etc.. also make sure his address is on them....
need more?
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