04-18-2003, 06:59 PM
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Facit Omnia Voluntas
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Offshore
Posts: 2,105
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Originally posted by Funbrunette
Here's a few ideas...
1.) Order pizza and other food to their house and
pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you
don't have a phone.
2.) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose
and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down
to me!". Then point at each one and declare them
good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones.
3.) Bring them restraining orders on inanimate
objects in their houshaha7865; (haha7883;haha7865;: chairs, books,
lamps, etc.)
4.) Ask them if you can put your trash in their
cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of
bodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other
garbaghaha7865;" walk away laughing hysterically.
5.) Patrol the perimeter of your yard while
carrying a broom. If they come close state that
there is a 3 foot neutral area between the two
yards.
6.) At night transplant the plants in their garden.
In the morning say, "looks like theŭre on the move
again."
7.) When theŭre watching TV, pull a lawn chair
behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a
drink and ask them if they could open a window so
you can hear too.
8.) Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors.
Each day hack off a different part of their body.
9.) Use your TV remote to change the channels on
their TV from outsidhaha7865; If asked why, say you
protest such programs. (The more educational the
program the better.)
10.) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard
with brown grave patches. Make markers out of
household appliances.
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