Originally Posted by bronco67

Buying a dance from stripper will just turn you into a customer from that point forward.

So, if you don't look like a male model, your best best would be to walk into the club wearing a suit made of thousand dollar bills, with cufflinks and buttons made out of crack. For added effect, stand on the bar and break a 5 pound bag of coke over your face, exploding a 10 foot radius of the white dust around you. They will come running.