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A joke
A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart shaped crypt covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral -- I'm a gynecologist."
At that point, the proctologist fainted.
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