There was this blonde I used to flirt with who worked in the Safeway deli down the street. 45" ass.. at least. She wasn't flabby either.. and it was shaped perfectly.
She liked me, and I wanted to slap that shit sooooooo fucking badly... but she was married.
I don't think she works there anymore.. haven't seen her in a while. Maybe she's on vacation. If she comes back I'm gonna take my digicam in there and try to get a pic of it. It must be seen to be believed.