Just finished the tool in my sig ... will give you an idea of what I do. 9+ years experience (mostly Perl/PHP/Linux/MySQL/JS). Nobody knows me around here yet but I hope to change that in the next year. I bust my balls but only for shit I have some interest in
I know ... go fuck myself now ... but the next tool I come out with I hope you'll say "that guy might be worth something"
Had to leave the non-adult biz due to family health issues ... next year I'm off to Thailand and hopefully by then I'll have a good adult gig to spend my time on in between golfing and laying at the beach with strange women. I know I don't meet your requirements but if you want to test me out on smaller projects ... hit me up.
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